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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 16:11

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No, not a chance

No way

Stronger legs, longer life: Why strong legs are linked to longevity (and 3 ways to achieve it) - Times of India

Everyone loved it.

Next, they tried...

Semiconductor Supplier GlobalFoundries to Spend $16B to Boost US Chip Production - Investopedia

Unacceptable again!

Hysterias & Posteriors

Nuts and Butts

What are the best skin care products for girls?

They put up a sign reading

Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Hey girls can we see some anal play?

No go.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Loons and Moons

Big Cyberpunk 2077 Updates Were Thought To Be Done, But 2.3 Patch Launches Soon - GameSpot

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Catatonics & High Colonics

Adam Scott, nearly 45 years old, with chance to redefine career on U.S. Open Sunday - NBC Sports

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Then came..

Tesla Stock Is Falling. Why June Is Starting With a Loss. - Barron's

Just Forget it!

Thumbs down again.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Walmart Nintendo Switch 2: it was in stock and will be back next week - The Shortcut | Matt Swider

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Freaks and Cheeks

share office space ...

‘Strawberry Moon’ June 2025: See The Lowest Full Moon Since 2006 - Forbes

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Voluptatibus nesciunt enim provident in.

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Minds and Behinds

Lost Souls & Butt Holes